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Ahhh the Kiwis. The New Zealand government has realised that the two islands of which the country is substantially composed have never been officially named, and is holding a competition to do so.

Some suggestions:

North Island: Nuth Island, South Island: Suth Island
North Island: Nowheresville, South Island: Sheep Brothel
North Island: South Fiji, South Island: North Ice
North Island: Dom, South Island: Femme
North Island: East Bondi, South Island: South-east Bondi
North Island: The Big Rubber Gloved Hand Helping Round The S-Bend A, South Island: Post-Six Guinnesses Turd (sounds better in Maori)
North Island: The Island North of the more Southerly of the Two Islands, South Island: Sheep Brothel
North Island: Luctor, South Island: Emergo
North Island: Landmass East of Australia No.1, South Island: Landmass East of Australia No.2
North Island: Z-z-z land, South Island: Shee- you’re way ahead of me

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