Mar
11
President Zoom Zoom and the Zumettes
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The English tabloids have had a field day with President Zuma’s visit to the UK.
Labelled, President Zoom-Zoom after his reproductive and marital ability, his 20+ children have been slated as ‘Zumettes’.
Here’s some gems from the UK:
“the third (or was it the second, or the first) Mrs Zuma was squeezed into a glittering gold number”
“Zuma’s entourage of 200 waltzed through the palace snapping with their mobile phones”
“Zuma, who usually sings about machine guns, was a picture of sartorial elegance with Prince Philip as they inspected the Horse Guards”
“I’ve come to meet the British imperialists, said Zoom-Zoom”
“We were worried that Philip would summon Zoom-Zoom and asked for a ‘g&t old chap, chop chop”
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