Nov
13
R.I.P. Peter Roebuck
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The world mourns the greatest cricket writer of his generation. He went where others dared not to - long may he be remembered.
Aug
7
Springboks and the Holy Grail
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Breaking from normal transmission…….but then it’s Rugby World Cup time ……… here’s a book which is compulsory reading if you like the Game they play in Heaven.
The Springboks and the Holy Grail
Behind the scenes at the Rugby World Cup, 1995-2007
By Dan Retief
Sifting through the millions of words written about the demise of the News of the World and Rupert Murdoch’s grim grasp on his faltering News Corp empire – a story we follow relentlessly here at 2OceansVibe - I flipped to the Sports Section of the final “Thank you and Good-bye” edition of NOTW. In the Sports Editor’s own obituary to the NOTW Sports journalists, he stated that they were all ‘fans’. That’s why they had the stories, they knew the games, and they had the respect of the players. They were not journalists churning out the copy because it was a job – it was a passion.
Dan Retief is a FAN. That’s why ‘The Springboks and the Holy Grail’ makes such compelling reading. He has the respect of the players and, as mentioned in the book, the legendary 1995 World Cup winning Springboks coach, Kitch Christie said, “you know the game”. In fact, Dan modestly relates how it was he that suggested that a kicking Joel Stransky play at fly half and the accepted playmaker, Hennie le Roux play at inside centre in the 1995 team – and we know what happened there! Retief has been in the journo game for over 40 years but is still in touch. He is well known through the pages of many newspapers, magazines and, of course, SuperSport. The book cleverly links events between the World Cups through detailing the up and down of the soap opera that is South Africa. There’s plenty of spice! The relationship between Gary Teichmann, Bob Skinstad and coach Nick Mallett gets a thorough airing – prior to the 1999 World Cup.
This is a book which is a cracking read and one for anyone remotely interested in rugby, the Springboks and even the politics of South Africa, it’s a must. Apparently the first edition is now virtually sold out but the publishers are rushing out a second printing. However, it can be downloaded through Amazon (as the book listing is ‘sold out’). Some Exclusive Books still have copies, though.
Follow Dan on Twitter at: @retiefdan or catch up with his musings at www.danretief.com
Footnote - this review first appeared in www.2oceansvibe.com and www.crikey.com.au
Aug
5
When Sky let’s you down
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Ex-pats in Europe know the feeling. Sky Sports put Southern Hemisphere rugby on to ‘Sky player’ or ‘Sky online’ so that you must pay extra to watch or else you are condemned to watching Bth playing Leicester or something similarly trivial like WWF.
Here’s a nifty solution. Get a mate in SA or Oz/NZ to train their webcam on to the TV screen and log on via Skype or an internet TV station. Commentary? So, you really do listen to Hugh Bladen? Log on to www.2oc/fm and you’ll get some really alternative - and hilarious - commentary.
It’s probably all illegal - but then it’s News Corp who are shafting you anyway, and let’s face it, they owe the public a favour. Voila!
Dec
29
This says it all
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Dec
23
Snakes in the Garden - Get it!
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Long ago when men were men, ladies were ladies and journalists were real wordsmiths, Normal Canale was at his peak.
In a career spanning five decades, Canale was a pioneer tabloid journo. Expert in rugby and boxing (he called it the ‘sweet science’), in particular, Norman Canale sold newspapers. Canale lived with the characters, he ate and breathed them. He drank with them.
‘Snakes in the Garden of Eden’, Canale’s autobiography just published by Don Nelson in Cape Town is a glorious read. The first half of the book chronicles his colourful life, his many wives, friends and – predictably, enemies.
We read about the legendary Cape Times Sports Editor, Dick Stent mocking up the back page on the Cafe Royal bar counter along with a gin and tonic. The iconic Sunday Times editor Joel Mervis comes back to life in the pages.
The second half of the book presents a few of Canale’s great articles. The one on Springbok prop Boy Louw is a gem.
Co-founder of the South African Sports Illustrated magazine, reporter on the Cape Times, Sunday Times, Sunday Express, Rand Daily Mail and more, Canale live life to the full.
As a young cadet, I asked then Cape Times Managing Editor Chris Greyvenstein why he only drank lime juice and soda at the Cafe Royal. “I used to drink with Norman Canale” was his answer! Enough said.
Get this book and read it. It’s available at leading South African bookshops and through the publishers, Don Nelson.
Footnote: One sour note. In the article on Rod Laver, the Rocket is listed as an American. Norman – you should know: Melbourne Sports Park’s main arena is called Rod Laver Arena for a reason – he’s an Aussie!
This review originally appeared on www.2oceansvibe.com and Norman has pointed out that he was referring to Don Budge and that he would not make such a mistake. I doff my non-existant cap, Norm : ACP taught me journo English!
Dec
18
Tour de France 2011
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The map above shows the route for the Tour de France 2011 which has just been announced in Paris. Conspicuous by its absence is our pat of the world. Oh well, we can’t begrudge our dear friends in Montpellier some fun. Interesting is the lack of Mont Ventoux as King of the Mountains - now they’ll be battling it out in High Savoy.
The table below sets out each stage with the relevant dates:
THE STAGES
Stage Type Date Start and Finish Distance Details
1 En ligne Saturday 2 July Passage du Gois La Barre-de-Monts > Mont des Alouettes Les Herbiers 191 km
2 Team TT Sunday 3 July Les Essarts > Les Essarts 23 km
3 En ligne Monday 4 July Olonne-sur-Mer > Redon 198 km
4 En ligne Tuesday 5 July Lorient > Mûr-de-Bretagne 172 km
5 En ligne Wednesday 6 July Carhaix > Cap Fréhel 158 km
6 En ligne Thursday 7 July Dinan > Lisieux 226 km
7 En ligne Friday 8 July Le Mans > Châteauroux 215 km
8 Medium mountains Saturday 9 July Aigurande > Super-Besse Sancy 190 km
9 Medium mountains Sunday 10 July Issoire > Saint-Flour 208 km
R Rest Day Monday 11 July Le Lioran Cantal
10 En ligne Tuesday 12 July Aurillac > Carmaux 161 km
11 En ligne Wednesday 13 July Blaye-les-Mines > Lavaur 168 km
12 High Mountains Thursday 14 July Cugnaux > Luz-Ardiden 209 km
13 High Mountains Friday 15 July Pau > Lourdes 156 km
14 High Mountains Saturday 16 July Saint-Gaudens > Plateau de Beille 168 km
15 En ligne Sunday 17 July Limoux > Montpellier 187 km
R Rest Day Monday 18 July Département de la Drôme
16 Medium mountains Tuesday 19 July Saint-Paul-Trois-Châteaux > Gap 163 km
17 High Mountains Wednesday 20 July Gap > Pinerolo 179 km
18 High Mountains Thursday 21 July Pinerolo > Galibier Serre-Chevalier 189 km
19 High Mountains Friday 22 July Modane – Valfréjus > Alpe-d’Huez 109 km
20 Individual time-trial Saturday 23 July Grenoble > Grenoble 41 km
21 En ligne Sunday 24 July Créteil > Paris Champs-Élysées 160 km
Oct
13
Norman Canale’s Snakes
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Long ago when men were men, ladies were ladies and journalists were real wordsmiths, Normal Canale was at his peak.
In a career spanning five decades, Canale was a pioneer tabloid journo. Expert in rugby and boxing (he called it the ’sweet science’), in particular, Norman Canale sold newspapers. Canale lived with the characters, he ate and breathed them. He drank with them.
‘Snakes in the Garden of Eden’, Canale’s autobiography just published by Don Nelson in Cape Town is a glorious read. The first half of the book chronicles his colourful life, his many wives, friends and - predictably, enemies.
We read about the legendary Cape Times Sports Editor, Dick Stent mocking up the back page on the Cafe Royal bar counter along with a gin and tonic. The iconic Sunday Times editor Joel Mervis comes back to life in the pages.
The second half of the book presents a few of Canale’s great articles. The one on Springbok prop Boy Louw is a gem.
Co-founder of the South African Sports Illustrated magazine, reporter on the Cape Times, Sunday Times, Sunday Express, Rand Daily Mail and more, Canale live life to the full.
As a young cadet, I asked then Cape Times Managing Editor Chris Greyvenstein why he only drank lime juice and soda at the Cafe Royal. “I used to drink with Norman Canale” was his answer! Enough said.
Get this book and read it. It’s available at leading South African bookshops and through the publishers, Don Nelson.
Footnote: One sour note. In the article on Rod Laver, the Rocket is listed as an American. Norman - you should know: Melbourne Sports Park’s main arena is called Rod Laver Arena for a reason - he’s an Aussie!
Sep
27

[The pic that says it all]
[news source: 7Sport]
Sep
27
It’s a Replay
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As the sun rose over the Atlantic Ocean on Saturday morning, we sat glued to ESPN and heard the tones of Dennis Cometti and our ‘Bruce’ talking us through one of the most exciting Grand Finals ever.
George’s txt in the third quarter said it all: “I’m calling an ambulance”.
It’s a reply on Saturday. Pies, pick yourself up and hit them hard, twice. You can do it! For those of ‘youse‘ who would like to join the Magpie army at this late stage - here’s the application form to put more money into Eddie’s back sky:

[thanks, Nick]
Sep
26
Makarapa and Vuvu make it into the Dictionary
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YOH! I love your makarapa and vuvuzela - eish, it’s sharp sharp!”

Though many South Africans will understand this sentence, for those who do not, help is at hand.
The new Oxford South African Concise Dictionary defines these words in its latest edition, compiled by the dictionary’s unit for South African English at Rhodes University.
•yoh (also yho or yo): informal; expressing surprise, disbelief, shock or admiration.
•makarapa (noun) (also makaraba): 1. an elaborately decorated hard hat or miner’s helmet, worn as a headdress by supporters of a soccer or other sports team. 2 historical; a mineworker or migrant labourer. ORIGIN from Sesotho sa leboa, “men who work in the cities”.
•vuvuzela (noun) a long straight plastic horn, chiefly used by spectators at soccer matches.
•eish (also aish or heish), used to express a range of emotions, including surprise, annoyance and pain. ORIGIN: 1990s, from tsotsitaal.
•sharp sharp (also sharp): informal. 1 expressing approval, acceptance or agreement. 2 used as a greeting at meeting or parting.
Phillip Louw, of Oxford University Press Southern Africa, is the managing editor of the dictionary, which hit the shelves last month and took more than three years to compile.

[A Makarapa]
[News Source - www.timeslive.co.za]













